M: "Hi Andrew, can I talk to you?"
A: "Hi"
M: "How was your day?"
A: "Pardon me"
M: "How was your day?"
A: "Fine"
M: "How was school today?"
A: "Fine"
M: 'What did you do today?"
A: "Nothing"
M: "Nothing?, nothing at all?"
A: "Yeap"
M: " What did you do in Math?"
A: "We added some numbers"
M: "What did you do in Spanish today?"
A: "Nothing, the teacher just talked and talked"
M: "Did you listen?"
A: "Kinda"
M: "What did you enjoy most about school today?"
A: "Recess....can I go now?"
M:
"我浪费我的钱送你到学校!!!!!!!!!!"
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my conversation with my brother:
me: hi ming how's it going?
ming: cough...cough...cough...fine
me: you seem to have a cold?
ming: cough...cough...cough, its a bit of bronchitis...nothing serious.
me: how long have you had it?
ming: cough...cough...cough....clear throat.....only for about 8 weeks..
me: have you seen a doctor?
ming: no, but i think i should drink more of mom's soup instead of dumping it down the drain....cough...cough...cough...
me: yes, that is the punishment for disobeying mom and secretly dumping her soup she spent hours and hours making for us.
ming: shut the #R$%@%#^ up!
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